The year is 2012. A certain ex-Alaskan governor has just been elected President, and the world is angry. America is on fire - literally. We need a hero. We need...Carrot Top.
The Top was at his local ER again. Funny - guns plus puns don't always work out the way you'd expect. The world tells the Top that crazy times call for crazy measures - and huge freaking freckled muscles.
"Don't worry, world. I'm on it."
The world felt better.
The Top quickly tweeted his orders. (http://twitter.com/realcarrottop)
"Everybody's pissed. Everyone likes Jello. If you're eating Jello, you're not setting crap on fire. I call it 'Gelatins not skeletons.' Get Cosby to hand 'em out.
The world agreed.
Dr. Cosby sprang into action. "Wabba zabba, Jello!" he yelled.
The rioters quieted themselves to ponder on the positive. Like Jello. And The Cosby Show.
2016 - Carrot Top for President?
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